Big guy was watching me put on my makeup this morning. He watched quietly until I started to put on my mascara.
BIG GUY: If I was a girl, and I was a teenager, I would not want to do that.
ME: Why not?
BIG GUY (in a voice filled with terror): Because you are taking that spiky thing and putting it IN! YOUR! EYE!!!!!!
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